Reindeer Jokes
How does Rudolph know when Christmas Eve is coming?
He looks at a calen-"deer"
Where do you find flying reindeer?
It depends where you leave them!
It depends where you leave them!
Which one of Santa's reindeer has the worst manners?
"Rude-"olph!
Why do reindeer fly over mountains?
Because they can't fly under them.
Because they can't fly under them.
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
"Horn"-aments!
"Horn"-aments!
Where do reindeer like to stop for ice cream?
"Deery" Queen!
What's the difference between a biscuit and a reindeer?
You can't dunk a reindeer in your tea.
You can't dunk a reindeer in your tea.
How do you fit four reindeer in a car?
Two in the front, two in the back.
Two in the front, two in the back.
How do you fit four polar bears in a car?
Take the reindeer out first.
Take the reindeer out first.
What's the difference between a reindeer and a banana?
They're both yellow - except for the reindeer.
Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
Comet
Comet
What does a reindeer say before he tells you a joke?
"This one is going to sleigh you."
"This one is going to sleigh you."
Can Santa's reindeer fly higher than a 10-story building?
Yes, buildings can't fly at all.